married life
liu512:
kev's home
kalpol:
tell him hi
liu512:
but he's going back to work later
liu512:
I think he's really having an affair
kalpol:
why don't you follow him and see
liu512:
nah, Survivor comes on tonight
V
person 2: we just
don't know he's an alien.. yet
person
2: when he becomes president
person
2: he'll reveal the plan to take over the
planet
person 2:
and then where will we be
person
2: eating raspberry chocolate widgets in a field full
of poppyseeds
Lay, Fastow and Co.
person 1: they took
enron for everything it had
person
1: tens of millions of
dollars....whew
person 2:
that just inflames me
person 1:
yeah
person 1: i
hope they get life
person 2:
yeah
person 2: in a
federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
person
1: screw federal
person
1: federal's a cakewalk
person
1: they need county
person
2: that's where the real hooligans are
person
2: and no
solitary
person 1:
nope
person 1: they
need the bottom bunk
person 1:
in an overcrowded cell
person 1:
out of sight of the guards
person 1:
see where their web of intricate partnerships gets them then
thank you for sharing
person 1: who wants
to hear a funny, yet embarrassing account of my meeting this
morning?
person 2:
me! me!
person 1: i
had a breastfeeding class last night... they give ya all sorts of
literature to take with you.
person
1: this morning i'm meeting with a client .. and
rummaging around my bag and what falls out but a pamphlet entitled
'sore nipples'
person 1:
right there, face up
person 1:
in red
one in every office
person 1 (12:31:36
PM): when are they kicking [slutty manager] out
person
2 (12:32:02 PM): dunno hopefully I can escort her
out
person 1
(12:32:05 PM): lol
person 2
(12:32:19 PM): we had a meeting
person
1 (12:32:27 PM): ?
person
2 (12:32:30 PM): so she could tell us all the open
ended items
person 2
(12:32:36 PM): she is such a moron
person
1 (12:32:41 PM): let me guess
person
1 (12:32:46 PM): she couldn't even explain
that
person 1
(12:35:02 PM): there are only 5 words in her vocabulary
person
1 (12:35:07 PM): 'me love you long time'
intelligence is key
person 1: i can't
even find a good candidate to be a father
person
1: :P
person 1:
maybe i should think about freezing my eggs in case i change my mind
someday
person 2:
well theres always sperm donors
person
1: do they screen those
person
1: for intelligence level
person
3: I freezed eggs once they end up cracking
FGI
person 1: like last night on AFV there was someone on a cruise ship filming a city skyline, then the huge ship horn blew and they about fell overboard...was funny, except I was wondering what city it was and I was thinking how sad that google probably won't be able to answer that one
no, it doesn't
person 1: i'm gonna go watch tv and blow up balloons
person 2: does that mean you're going to spank the monkey